emilyslameblog is the cutest she’s all like “don’t spend money on alcohol, cigarettes, shisha, shit you don’t need! spend money on things like bread and nutella and 2 minute noodles and bottles of water and things that will keep you alive !!! i’m gonna buy you 2 minute noodles im not joking !!!”

u think im kidding iM WORRIED ABOUT UR WELLBEING


FRIENDLY REMINDER that walking on grass is the same as physically assaulting a human being!!! :) grass is a plant and therefore has life and feelings and should be treated with dignity and respect!!! :) also it is an EXTREME personal and cultural slight to those who identify as grasskin or other plantkin!!! if i ever see one of you in person and you’re walking on grass you will be unfollowed blocked and deleted from the internet!!! :) uwu :)))

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“ don’t let him ruin your favourite songs, don’t let him ruin your favourite movie, don’t let him ruin you.
“ I have ruined relationships for fear of ruining those relationships.


reasons i want to look GOOD 

  • for myself
  • for myself
  • to plant the seed of envy in other bitch’s hearts
  • for myself

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*hears a single word from a foreign language that i know* Wow. haha not to toot my own horn or anything but did you guys know that you are in the presence of a sophisticated linguist

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